48 Perfect Compatibility Memes for Partners Who Have Their Priorities Figured Out

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    when you both agree on where to eat
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    When you've been riding him for 42 seconds but you're used to him busting within 30 seconds @mzlightskin
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    my dream button TOUCH FOR ATTENTION
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    This is how happy she gets when you let her wear your clothes.
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    Me making my "ready to go" face to my plus one DO
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    *Play wrestling with girlfriend* Me: Be careful she's small and fragile Inner me: RKO her
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    Reasons to have a short gf Because short girls are cute Because you will always have the high ground
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    [Speed date] Girl: yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *stands up* I think we're done here
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    When she wants round 2 but ur not ready yet Shitheadsteve
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    crush: i like bad boys me: BKVIEILLE DIL 1:427 2:51ING TECHNIQUES Illegal Lego Building Techniques 679K views 4K 4K SHARE i
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    girlfriend - has mood swings X might break up with you - will someday die X - only on Earth X - won't let you cheat X STAR LEGO WARS COMPLETE SAGA LUCASARTS LEGO Star Wars: the Complete Saga - has no emotions will never leave you - a timeless classic - features many exotic planets - accepts a number of fun cheat codes @gungan_grand_arm
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    thedankestmemehustler pros and cons of dating me: pros: you'll be the cute one cons: holy where do i begin #mine #txt #shitposts 186.896 notes 17
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    When you invite a girl over to watch star wars, and she starts taking her clothes off I don't think so
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    "He's insane. If you date him he'll probably choke you in your sleep or something." First of all, don't threaten me with a good time.
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    the suzerain @the_suzerain me: hey you're cute wanna go out her: no me: would you do it for a scooby snack her: me: her: me: would you do it for two scooby snacks her: me: her: rokay 12:26 AM - 19 Feb 2018 71 Retweets 296 Likes Following 96 12 71 296 >
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    nutella @itssavvyybitch My face is a 4, my personality is a 6, so basically I'm a 10 5/6/15, 2:08 AM 16 RETWEETS 18 FAVORITES
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    Me after I've gotten food, attention and
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    One day I'll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter and my husband will say "she got that from you" and I can't wait
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    Morgan @morgannmcfadden wish I could yawn in the presence of my boyfriend without getting a finger stuck in my mouth
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    I know I just called you dude but I'm trying to flirt with you
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    2 zach kagan dot net @ZAKagan HIM: do you... have any toys? HER: [giggles & brushes hair back] umm yeah *later* HER: so the lore behind BIONICLE is surprisingly deep 12/3/16, 12:14
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    I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked. your ecards someecards.com
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    prodigy af @ProdigyNelson Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp- Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card Her: *softly* holy 1/16/16, 9:32 PM
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    When she says "choke me daddy" and you get carried away and now she's dead
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    Date a girl who says things like: •drive safe •text me when you're home safe choke me harder I can't wait to see you I'm proud of you
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    @ristolable What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts. 4:01 PM 8/13/14 Twitter Web Client ●
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    There are two people in every relationship: Partner 1: "Okay, I have our passports, boarding passes and car rental reservation" Partner 2: "Where are we going again?"
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    I don't have a "type." If I like you, I like you. And if I like you, you're pretty special. Because I hate everyone.
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    ME WHEN MY HUSBAND IS WATCHING VIDEOS ON HIS PHONE AT MAX VOLUME. @snarkybreeders
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    Trying to be romantic with bae but sucking at it like Love you, cutie pie. You're my angel... dust. Sorry, I'll think of a better one than 'cutie pie @menatgivingafuck Sorry. That's a drug.
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    BABYLONBEE.COM Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention i
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    Me watching my husband sleep soundly at 2 am instead of being wide awake with anxiety like me @momsconfession
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    Find someone who looks at you like Roger looks at a barbecue.
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    Dad Bits @DadBits Part of marriage is asking another person if they have "any thoughts on dinner?" every day for the rest of your life.
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    ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz What my husband expects whenever he does the dishes. 11:57 AM - 9/11/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    human aaron @humanaaron 11:32 AM 2020-08-29 Twitter for iPhone Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now • ● : 9,978 Retweets and comments 84.5K Likes ...
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    waiting for my husband to see the meme I texted him from across the room @LIFEANDTIMESOFMOM my husband @alrightmom
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    James Breakwell @Xploding Unicorn I'm never more nervous than when I insist we're out of something and my wife goes to look for it herself.
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    Colganrants @KevinColgan13 For those of you who have been in a relationship more than six years, how much longer do I have to wait until I'm not asked, "Are you really wearing that?" 9:31 AM - 7/12/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    Me when my bf is giving solid solutions to my problems but i just feel like complaining O
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    SpacedMom @copymama Follow Marriage is just your spouse perpetually standing in front of the kitchen drawer or cabinet you need to open. 6:06 PM - 9 Apr 2018
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    SARA BUCKLEY @nottheworstmom There are two types of people in the world: - "It's already 10pm" and - "It's only 10pm" and they marry each other.
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    TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life" theory as well. #marriedlife
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    him: are u ok me: im fine gary from teen mom
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    Turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife's birthday.
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    "Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right." @BeautyAndMockery
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    corri @ThatsSoCorri normal people kissing: •sensual •butterflies in ur stomach •ur the only two people in the world people with glasses kissing: •clink •clank ok lets take them off •wait where'd u go u feel cold oh that's a lamp 11:15 AM 3/2/20 - Twitter for iPhone ●
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    Mitko Piperkov @IdealPiper If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, then I'm probably flirting with you

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